Characters

• A Bead of Sweat

• A Zombie

• Adam Holder

• Alvin Saville

• Ann The Witch

• Aquarii Aquarius

• Betty The Spider

• Bobby MacGenero

• Brett Barnsley

• Bruce DeGrenier

• Buster ‘The Pony’ ‘Knot’ Knotwell

• Candy Redenbacher

• Captain Blueballs

• Carla Caparelli

• Cat Johnson

• Cecilia LaFond

• Charcuterie St. James

• Chaz Gurney

• Chester Cheetah

• Chet

• Chip the Chimp

• Conner

• Cory Shortbread

• Dahlia Polkadot

• Dave Fletch

• David Attenborough

• Diana Fair

• Dicey Rowles

• Doug the Drive Thru Guy

• Dr. C

• Dr. Roberta Proctor

• Dude Maurier

• Dylan Laroche

• Edward Plott

• Elodie

• Estelle

• Eugenia Friar

• Found Baby

• France Richelieu

• Frank Fenstermacher

• Frankie Peanut

• Glenda Shenouda

• Gloria Joy

• Gregantier-Morris

• Gus Girdle

• Hamilton B. Urglar

• Hank Casterfield

• Henry Flankle

• Henry Whistler

• Herb Brambles

• Horatio Kane

• Ima Close

• Jack Nicholson

• Jade

• Jams Kellogg

• Jan DuPontel

• Janice Candy

• Jaym ‘Tricky’ Robters

• Jesse 56

• Jim The Genie

• Joey The Cactus

• Jolly Gaga

• Jos Louis-Vachon

• July Spencer

• June Richards

• Katie Simmons

• Katy [Redacted]

• Kelly a teen from the 2000s

• Kinky Binky

• Lana

• Layla

• Lou Toups

• Madam Gadzouks

• Maggie Sameer

• Mara

• Marge (a.k.a. Barb) Thatch

• Martha and Steven

• Martha Horfisch

• Mary Childless

• McDougall

• Meghan The Good Witch

• Midge Morbus

• Mr. P

• Mrs. Clean

• Mrs. General Electric

• Nelly Wynen

• Nicholas Bunky Hale

• Nnayeyi Nayeri

• Odessia Bigby

• Pam the Artist

• Pat ‘a.k.a. Pattie’ Morgenstern

• Peanut

• Peter The Plumber

• Peter Woolworths

• PN622

• Pops

• Prancer

• Princess Cuddlepuss

• Rachel Snaps

• Rainbelle Gibbons-Higgins

• Rami Hammoud Hammam

• Randy Bransome

• Rattleboots Jane

• Reg McClaire

• Renee Rainwater

• Rhonda Dougal

• Rita Digward

• Robbie Dobson

• Roxanna

• Roy Edwards

• Rufus Westin

• Rupert

• Ruth Jump

• Sam (Not Like Other Girls)

• Sam Freeman

• Sam St-Pierre

• Scooter McClusky Jr.

• St. George

• Stefan Spec

• Steven Knicks

• T.R. Googlyeyes

• Tanner

• Tex Port

• The Cave of Wonders

• The Cold Witch

• The Punisher

• Tom The Accountant

• Tony Gee

• Tugg Firestone

• Tyler

• Wendy West

• Ye Olde Pervy Bench